HAPPY (???) PHOEBE DAY !!!!!!!!!!
I was number 13 of her WORLDWIDE listeners on Spotify... Number 13 out of 13 million monthly listeners. That being said, I feel justified in stating my opinions on her newest masterpiece.
I'm going to be ranking all the tracks from favorite to least favorite + putting in my two cents.
1. The Governor's Waltz
WOW!!! Okay, so this is highly specific to me, and I'm aware of that, but a song rarely makes me feel like this... It's such a weird feeling I cannot explain, almost like I'm being transported to a younger version of my mind?? If that makes any sense at all, please let me know! Those songs are my favorite though, and I was so surprised to hear one from PHOEBE of all people. Examples of other songs that give me this specific feeling are "It's Raining" by Inara George, "Paper Bag" by Fiona Apple, and "The Way I Am" by Ingrid Michaelson.
2. Haunted
HOLY EARLY PHOEBE?!?!? It reminded me of the Killer EP like crazy omg. Steamroller especially. Like wow. Phoebe returning to her roots just as I was needing that "You're a brother to me, you're my partner in crime" back on Spotify. And this is close enough! Well done! 10/10
3. Never Going Back!
Oh my god!! The pain!!!! It's excruciating! Makes me think of the younger version of my family and a house I'll never come home to again. Getting older is an activity you never realize while it's happening. I never want to go back to that time, but I miss it. If I say much else, I'll start crying.
4. Bobby
I'll be the one to say it... OH BO!!!!!!!!!! This is seriously the greatest thing that's ever happened ever. No matter how long the news has been out, I cannot believe that Bo Burnham and Phoebe Bridgers are together. You actually cannot imagine what that means to me.
5. Still Standing
Phoebe, you're making ME feel like I lost my dad?? Never include me in this again.
6. Liberty Tree
This album is so Killer EP, and I love it so so so much. ALSO!! BO MENTIONED AGAIN!!! I must say that Phoebe has done an amazing job of shifting toward a happier sound without abandoning herself. Beyond her signature sad sound, Phoebe has such a melancholic voice no matter what kind of production you put behind it... That's why "Silk Chiffon" is such a funny song. She sounds so out of place because her voice isn't right for that genre. Sometimes great artists just go full force pop album, and I hate it. And a plus side is that I LOVE this kind of happy song!!
7. Kill Me
Feels familiar and soothing despite how devastating it is. The only logical reasoning is that I am Phoebe's biological daughter. Must've been a lullaby she sang to me before she sent me on my own as a test to see if I could find my way back to her. I'm still drawing out the maps. By next album I'll have all I need to return home.
8. I Can't Wait
I'M NOT GOOD, BUT I'M BETTER! Sob. Mr Goose being included in this is just insanity. Phoebe knows her shit.
9. Lost Weekend
You know me so well, Phoebe... why is that?
10. Lost Weekend (Reprise)
Let's have a talk, Phoebe Bridgers.
11. Lost Boys
OH MY GOD. Brings me back to my liberty tree point. Perfection.
12. Panorama
I love it because it reminds me of FNAF... specifically 4 and Sister Location. I won't elaborate further because I don't know either.
13. Other Plans
Actually hurts. Physically hurts.
14. Lost Parade
There's not too much to say about this one! Haha, get it?
15. The Outside
Really cool as an intro. Not the kind of song I'd listen to beyond that.
16. As Above
ONLY MISS ON THE ALBUM. I hated this song! I'm so sorry. I loved the boygenius reference though. Honestly, my only skip of her entire discography.